let’s… get naked

vfl-pinneberg-sauna-300x199
we need to face (i said look in the face!) the fact  – those kinky Germans get naked all the time.

at the beach: naked
in the club: naked
in every cafe in prenzlauer berg you will spot at least one  breast: naked
sauna: naked

german kinkiness is even discussed on yahoo answers.
so, let’s get down to the nitty gritty. the number one place to see some bare skinis a sauna or a hamam . the latter is unfortunately single sex only so half the fun for some of us.

my top 5 choices for saunas in berlin are:
1) Gewölbe sauna
no frills, just good cleansing heat. a local sauna for local people. cheap, clean and instead of a quenching kale juice people drink beer  in between sessions.
Fröbelstraße 17
10405 Berlin
gewölbe-sauna.de
staring level: zero

2) Saunabad
a local sauna for good looking locals. popular among expats, so if you left your hometown because you were sick of everyone, there is a good chance to bump into sb you dislike. beautiful courtyard to cool off and reasonably priced.
Rykestrasse 10  |  10405 Berlin
saunabad-berlin.de
staring level: hello neighbour

3) Olivin
bit zen: outdoor bamboo garden – bit acid:indoor „wow, look at those colors“.
a rather small and atmospheric sauna for those looking for solitude and relaxation.
Schönhauser Allee 177 · 10119 Berlin
olivin-berlin.com
staring level: too enlightend to care
4) Liquidrom
more a spa than a sauna, incl. a thermal bath and a underwater music floating „damn i wish i was stoned“ pool
the sauna itself is top notch. if you ever wanted a honey facial or a classic infusion this is your place.
Möckernstrasse. 10
10963 Berlin
liquidrom-berlin.de
staring level: look at me damn you! look at me

5) Vabali Sauna
ever wanted to go to india, thailand and the other place where all rich people go? all at once?  check out this gem. it’s more like an ample village with a lot of space to ream and relax.
Seydlitzstr. 6
10557 Berlin
vabali.de
staring level: hello you

relax.there is no chance of meeting me in any of the above mentioned since i had 2 bags of chips while writing this.
enjoy!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.