more cheap souvenirs

booze is a classy souvenir. a single malt from scotland at least is.
berlin is not a classy city. our single malt is called goldbrand.
it’s a nasty blend of cheap distillery leftovers and rectified spirits invented in the GDR
if anyone asks you how the GDR tasted like, that’s the answer
but since you are on budget and spent your last pennies in the queue in front of the toilets in berghain ( we know you have) you have no choice but to be cheap
the bottles come in different sizes – also in plane size.
how handy

staying classy in berlin

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